I am going to say not...

I saw this God awful hockey jersey over on Puck Daddy I am going to say I wouldn't be caught dead wearing that thing. First it is dissing the great 8 Alex Ovechkin and second its a Crapitals jersey. Two wrongs don't make a right. Talk about the cult of personality. Yesh!

You also have to wonder if this clowns ears are cold he is wearing a stocking cap in doors.

Subject: Dear Abby... (hockey joke)

I had this sent to me in an email and I think it is funny on this cold winter day.


Dear Abby,

I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I
have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although
when I ask their names, she always says, "just some friends from work,
you don't know them". I try to stay awake and look out for her when
she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never
broached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my hockey equipment so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with the girls. When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my hockey gear, that I noticed a hairline crack where the blade meets the graphite shaft on my new one piece hockey stick. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?

INCH Chat.

The INCH Chat is going on right now as we speak. It seems like the Sioux don't even need to bother showing up to play this weekend, since the Sioux are so bad this season. Hell, since the boys from INCH aren't giving the Sioux a chance maybe I should just sell my tickets and stay home and sit in the living room and drink beer. These clowns wonder why Sioux fans take issue with them. LOL... Records mean nothing in this series and if either team fails to respect their opponent they will get buried.

Reggie (Orlando): Who do ya like this weekend? Minnesota or UND?
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William (Atlanta): Although there has been a lot of great stuff going on lately (world juniors, some great holiday tournament matchups, etc) I am curious to how you guys at INCH view the Sioux Gopher series this weekend. This series has produced some great moments the last few years (Wheeler's spectacular goal, Trupp's Diving Goal and Bina's 180 foot shot), do you foresee any memorable moments coming out of this particular series?

Mike Eidelbes: (2:44 PM ET ) This is one of those series that is predictably unpredictable, but I think the Gophers will get a boost by finally getting the whole band back together from injuries (Barriball, Carman) and the WJC (Fairchild, Hoeffel, Schroeder). Even without Don Lucia behind the bench, Minnesota will sweep the Fighting Sioux. NoDak was awful in losses to Michigan State and Michigan Tech at the GLI, and Bemidji State gave them all they could handle.