For old times sake I decided to do a Hot or Not. While many people get all jacked up about it, it's just plain old good humor and done in fun. Lighten up Sioux fans and don't take the post too seriously!! Also, please tell your fearful leader Hak to take the coat hanger out of his suit coat before putting it on. Seriously, could that guy look more stiff?!?
HOT:
Jason Gregoire- finally a nice looking boy on the Sioux roster!
Brett Hextall- ah, the reason the ladies really watch Brad Miller Time.
Brad Eidsness- not bad, but I'm sure he's weird as hell since he's a goalie.
JUST OK:
Andrew MacWilliam- there's nothing special or hideous about this kid. One of my funniest Sioux stories involves him though. Last year at the SCSU/MSU playoffs I was sitting by a NHL scout. I had put WCHA mobile on his Blackberry for him and I was showing him how to use it. Anyways, so we were looking at the scores and he said "Big Ben Blood scored for UND." I said "Yeah, he's a big kid alright. He said "And mean!" and I said "And dumb! Seriously, how many times has that kid been hit in the head?!?" I then went on to say "but, he's not as big of a goon as that MacWilliam kid...what a hack!" That's when the scout said "oh yeah, he's ours!" OOPS!
Derek Forbort- this guy has nothing special about him, other than he's trying to rock a faux Justin Bieber sideswept hairstyle!
Mario Lamoureux- the only good thing about Lammy is when he wears tight shirts on Brad Miller Time. Nice faux hawk by the way. Give it up, there's only one blonde hockey player that can rock that look, and that's Chris Clarky!
Dillon Simpson- are hockey players even allowed to style their hair as much as this kid does?
Evan Trupp- kinda looks young, like he probably still plays with matchbox cars in his free time!
Ryan Hill- this kid oddly looks a little like Channing Boe. Perhaps they're long lost cousins?
NOT:
Derrick LaPoint- I think we've found the brother to the creepy actor that plays the brother of Rachael McAdams in The Wedding Crashers.
Chay Genoway- is this Hak's long lost son?
Danny Kristo- perhaps he's a long lost Jutting relative?
Mike Cichy- ha! Pretty sure this kid is trying to be like "The Situation". Nice look on his face.
Corban Knight- why is his face lopsided?
Derek Rodwell- yikes, looks like he waxes his eyebrows. Just imagine how he would look if he didn't!
Brett Bruneteau- looks like this kid is trying to pull off some Vince Vaughn look with the hair...very unsuccessful!
Brent Davidson- good thing the pictures are taken of their fronts only, so you can see his big hunchback. Seriously, did they pick him up as an extra on the set of the "Monsters"?
Joe Gleason- you know it's a bad sign when people can tell how big your nose is from a front facing picture! Though, he does a nice howling impression of his dog on "Brad Miller Time"!
Matt Frattin- he looks like an extra from an 80's movie.
Brad Malone- don't kid yourself, this kid has changed his name. His real last name is Jutting. Just look at the face and hair...he's a Juttz for sure!
Ben Blood- HA! You can see how dumb this kid is just by looking at him. Look into his eyes...all you see is blank space!
Jake Marto- pretty sure he's part albino.
Carter Rowney- did this kid smoke a bowl before the pictures?!? I bet he wants an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas! :)
Brock Nelson- ok, now we know who Carter was smoking up with before pictures! WOW!
Aaron Dell- um, was this picture taken at the morgue? He looks like a corpse.
Tate Maris- ick. Seriously, what happened to the days when the Sioux had lots of good looking boys?
So, there ya have it folks....the famous Hot or Not. The Sioux did not fare well this year at all. They need to step up their game in the looks department!
Now...bring on the haters in the comments!! :)
