Monday, December 18, 2006

All I want for Christmas!!!

Letter To Santa Christmas Tree

Dear Santa,
I am sending you my Christmas wish list for the 2006-2007 Fighting Sioux hockey season.

1.)Solid Goaltending each and every night, any save percentage above .900% would be appreciated, all we are asking for is just a few more saves per game and one less goal per game being scored against our team.
2.)Solid defense is a must; we want a defensive core that limits the opposition to fewer than 25 shots per game, and defensemen that pounds the living daylights out of the opposition in when they decided to skate in front of our goal.
3.)Consistent Goal scoring each and every weekend from all four lines.
4.)A couple of 20 goals scores, two will be fine but more would be appreciated.
5.)A top five finish in the WCHA standing and a home WCHA playoff series.
6.)Penalty Killing percentage of 85%, 77% is not getting it done.
7.)A berth in the Final Five in March.
8.)A berth in the NCAA playoffs.
9.)If possible a NCAA Frozen Four Berth.
10.)National Championship number 8

In conclusion Sioux fans aren’t asking for too much we just want a winning team and a successful season, please grant us our Christmas wishes, we aren’t asking for too much just joy and happiness in the new year. GO FIGHTING SIOUX.
P.S. Please put lumps of Coal in the Gophers stockings.

Respectfully,

The Goon

6 comments:

  1. Wait,wait,wait!
    The BAD(READ SUE) get coal. The GOOD (READ GOOF'S)get 6th Nat'l!

    Your boys better come out of the gate hell bent for election after the break or you may miss the fun in St.Paul!

    Break out the HolyCross jerseys you may need someone to root for!;)

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  2. Oh I forgot.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and yours!!!!

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  3. Yeah your right. I agree or it will be lumps of coal for the Sioux. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU TOO.

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  4. Nothing would be sweeter then the Sioux eating Holly Cross crow.

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  5. Goonster- of course the Sioux are getting coal. What did you expect..another 100 million?!?!? :) Happy Holidays (there's the liberal political correctness that you love!) HA HA! I'll send Hilary Clinton to ND to give you a big hug and a kiss to help cheer you up!

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  6. Oh, and be careful of the coal. If it's Satnu that's delivering it...it won't be coal as much as frozen dog turds from his neighbor's lawn!! :)

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